Fail Dana Bilzeriana s jet-skijem nam je uljepšao dan – a gdje su mu pare i mišići sad?

Versace_tamagotchi je gospodin koji radi memeove o Danu Bilzerianu pa je opis Instagram videa puno jasniji.

Bilzeriana znaju čak i osobe koje nisu previše upućene u Internet kulturu. Neki ljudi žele biti kao on, neki ljudi žele našamarati ljude kao što je on. Svi mislimo da mu je sve lako u životu zbog novca i fizičke forme (ali uglavnom novca), ali fizička forma nije baš pomogla u nadvladavanju igračke za koju je izdvojio puno novca. Možda da si kupi nekakvu luksuznu dizalicu s gusjenicama za pijesak?

posting this just so u know not every day me and my best bud @danbilzerian have together is perfect. we took dan’s jetski out this morning to do what we call a “Malibu Fishing Trip”- its where we launch dan’s jetski in malibu then ride all the way down to the dockside Hooters near the port of long beach (long way i know but were going fast as shit obviously) once we get to hooters, dan does a ton of donuts and flexes until a bunch of the waitresses run out and try swimming towards dan lmao! then dan calls a couple uber XL’s to take the hooters waitresses back to his place and we try to race the ubers back to malibu hahaha. once we get to dan’s crib you know whats going down (sex, lots of it, dan banging the ‘catch of the day’ lmfao) but anywho, we got to malibu and dan started having some trouble launching the jetski, total bummer. I tried to help but he got super agitated. hes been taking alex jones’ supplements and i think they’ve been making him a little on edge. He told me basically to go wait up here at Nobu until he gets it launched so here i am sucking down a couple mai tai’s feeling a little dejected tbh. just posting this for anyone who thinks dan never struggles- i know it all looks like fun and games but dan had to overcome tons of obstacles just like this to get to where he is. hopefully he gets it in the water soon so we can do some ‘fishing’

A post shared by Jack Wagner (@versace_tamagotchi) on Jun 26, 2017 at 10:04am PDT

I tako… Jetsetter se napatio s jet-skijem.

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