Žene dijele stvari koje muškarci trebaju znati o njima, a ne znaju – ako nas pitaš, ni ne trebaju ih znati

Žene s Twittera okupile su se ispod hashtaga #thingsmendontknowaboutwomen kako bi podijelile neke naizgled očite (ali muškarcima očito nedovoljno očite) činjenice o ljepšem spolu. Mnoge se naravno odnose na seks i kako muškarac može biti bolji u njemu, ali bilo je i sitnica o tjelesnim funkcijama, karijeri, pa  i nekim prilično bizarnim stvarima koje nismo ni htjeli znati, ali sada je gotovo i naše iluzije su nepovratno izgubljene.

1. Svaki detektiv pozavidjeo bi vještinama bilo koje prosječne žene….

#WhatMenDontKnowAboutWomen
Whatever you think about our investigative skills probably doesn’t do our skills justice. A woman can find your ex-girlfriends photo, your current address, the name of your mother, and your blood type, if you give her enough time.

— TONI TONE (@t0nit0ne) September 7, 2019

2. I žene gledaju porniće tako da prestanite više sa “uuu” komentarima

#WhatMenDontKnowAboutWomen
We watch porn too. It’s not just the men. We feel sexual urges and we’re not some pure innocent dolls that you can just touch whenever you want to. We are humans just like men. Instead of taking advantage of us, just treat us normally for once…

— ????? ????? ♡ (@SLYTHXRINVRO) September 7, 2019

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3. Fine by me!

#WhatMenDontKnowAboutWomen if you get her undressed and her bra and panties match, you weren’t the one planning on sex. pic.twitter.com/wNit3kQ6PB

— Hollow Moon Vagabond (@Stardust_Bard) September 6, 2019

4. Pa razmisli 2 puta hoćeš li biti asshole ili good guy….

#WhatMenDontKnowAboutWomen:
For a lot of us, our emotions and sexual urges are intertwined. When we feel secure and loved we want to have sex more frequently, we’re more experimental, and way more mentally involved. Treating us well makes sex 10 times better for us and you.

— TONI TONE (@t0nit0ne) September 7, 2019

5. Što ni onu Chanel noćnu kremu? A baš mi se sviđalo kako prijanja na bradu nakon brijanja…

Never use my shampoo as body wash. That shit is expensive!#WhatMenDontKnowAboutWomen

— Roxanne Grant (@Roxanne18888374) September 6, 2019

6. Pustit ću ovaj hamburger ovdje…Itko gladan?

#WhatMenDontKnowAboutWomen:
The majority of women get diarrhoea on their period. Period poops are no joke. They’re very very real.

— TONI TONE (@t0nit0ne) September 7, 2019

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